Pauley's Tavern and Pool Hall

Daydreams to cope with sometimes take on lives of their own....

al·le·go·ryˈ (aləˌgôrē) noun

plural noun: allegories

   "A story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one."

   “An Allegory is a form of extended metaphor in which objects, persons and actions in a narrative, are equated with meanings that lie outside the narrative itself.

The underlining meaning has moral, social, religious or political significance of abstract ideas as charity, greed and envy.

Thus an allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.”

   Yes, I looked it the f*ck up and with that you know what is needed to be known to understand what the Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall book series is about.

  Oh I should add that the censor is pretty much off most of the time. PG this story is not. PG13 neither. R yes; but beyond that?

Shhh....

Now some background info on the place ”The R*tards" go to play.

(Pauley’s term of endearment for his patrons that don’t act their age, especially when sh*tfaced.

Think about what "r*tarded" means, then how it's used in every day language to be an insulting description.

Just like calling a child a "b*stard", some words should be questioned as too f*cked up to use like they're whatever.

"Wh***" is another one with an edge, and yes these words among others will be questioned, but you as readers decide the fate of these words as they apply to your personal vocabularies.)

   Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall is a sort of 'speak-easy' name for The Iron Horseshoe Tavern established back in 1974 by Paul "Pauley" Kelly.

It’s called this to keep what are now known as 'hipster' invaders away, and its whereabouts only known by word of mouth.

Is it elitist?

Perhaps.

Or it is about self preservation and preventing as long as possible, their haven from being taken over by those that do not honor tradition, nor would uphold Pauley's Code of Conduct.

  New folks are welcome, as long as they can respect the School House Rules and don't complain when Lucy gets unplugged; otherwise foos are getting their a*ses expelled!

   Over the years The Tavern has become a home away from home club house for old timers and mostly blue collar roughneck man children with its latest motley generation currently in their 30’s, give or take.

Some married with children or divorced with visitation on the weekends.

They have bills to pay, money to save, jobs to not f*ck up in order to do both.

Occasionally these a*sholes may brawl and Pauley’s shotgun Grace taken out to dance, with Jukebox Lucy playing the soundtrack; but overall the place is mellow on a weekday afternoon.

   The crowd that made The Tavern its watering hole is loyal and there is a sense of kinship between the boozer drunks.

Stories this tavern has no lack of thanks to the antics of the patrons, which also include my own.

   I wrote myself in as a character using my real name because all this stemmed from a daydream I had, to keep me company while I went for long walks with detours, in my new town of residence;

Boyle Heights, California.

   Though home for me will always be my beloved

East Los Angeles, Califas

   One day I thought of a man that didn’t exist to help me move on and let go of the past, by focusing on the existing hope of the present and lessons learned.

  Perhaps it was my way to prepare myself mentally for the future because I don't have much to my name other than my imagination.

 “Mikey, Jacob, Bobby, Joe, Paul, Davey, Alex, Dennis and Lou”

   Names of made up men that are a close knit pack of pals I will never forget.

They all represent an aspect of the men I have known, both in the good and bad; but they are human, even if fictional.

They are part of the details to the symposium full of zanies.

   This story experiment at times is a sort of open love letter to men that have shown their integrity even as they also try to get things right.

These men are strong but also weak.

Happy but still stressed.

Hopeful but discouraged at times with what they feel is out of their control.

It’s a mix we all endure, but with them; I feel how unequal men still are when it comes to expressing their feelings on it all.

How do I know?

I'm a daughter of one that expressed them regardless.

   The women in this saga also are shown going through their own life roller coasters and attaining their triumphs for they too are strong and capable.

It’s just with them, the way their stories are told is different.

How different?

The goal is to show we could use a little bit of understanding from the fellas.

With their stories, I hope to tell men that not all of us are their enemies or psychos, that more often than not, there was an issue with communicating and emotions go on edge.

We can be worthy of trusting and also respecting.

I hope to tell, we can have our bad days too, even if our hairstyles look nice; and we don't always know what the f*ck we're doing either.

We do know we could be wrong also.

No really.

Women are capable of knowing they can be wrong. Getting us to admit it, now that's something else.

*cough*

I want to show the men I was able to reach through to, women can be their friends as well, and shoulder part of the old burdens that say a man must bare these alone.

Even as women, we can relate and be more than arm candy hood ornaments, "Honey can you bring me a beer?".

  But this is to reassure the males that are willing to read, they'll have a place in what is usually considered female terrain.

  Yes this is a quirky soap opera Spanglish novela, for a subculture of those that bought in to what a friend called:

"The Rockabilly Retirement Plan for Punks, Skins and Goths".

And what was surprising, the guys did get in to it as much as the gals. I mean, how can I write an open love letter to men, if I don't include what matters to and interests them?

  From the serious like Erectile Dysfunction or even the car not starting and being already late for work.

To the "Are you f*cking serious!?!" and the latter said in two manners.

One with enthusiastic glee like they scored, and the other in BOHICA despair.

Espeakin' of which....

This is a bedtime story dedicated most of all to Our Troops and 'Docs' green side or civilian; for I do know the power of a reality break, if not reading oneself asleep.

And this because I want to "Play It Forward" and yes I do mean play.

  The man I would spend countless silent moments, wondering about his happiness and safety; he was the life lesson I needed to get me out of a bad place; even as I felt helpless knowing which bad place he was headed back to.

This Army Coptor Doctor ridding one of Anansi's spiderweb threads, tied to the foot of a Dragonfly Dustoff back in Stan; reminded me why being able to control your focus, makes dealing with difficult things, easier to cope with.

The chaos will still be there, it's how you allow it to affect you, that makes a very important difference.

You either learn how to hold on and fight or you don't. That "don't" had been my concern for him.

There was a reason his story began to stand out to me.

"Yet for me that also came from the desert, compassion I also knew how to show...."

  Eyes like his and lack of smile, you don't forget.

He had the face of many that aren't returning all that well; but his face comforted me when it would look silly; but haunted when it was a stoic with unintended, resigned grace.

  So this allegory that aims to be a cult classic, does have its soul, as that odd daydream of mine, found a life of its own.

And it became a Shoretale Fable of Therapy in Motion and thinking up the answers that become the solutions.

It's all just rhyming for the reasons, that carry us through the seasons of change.

Suggestion: Look up Grandiose, Ostentatious, Pretentious, Narcissistic, Delusional, Self Absorbed Motor Mouth, but most of all Ironic Catharsis. Thank you.

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Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Lagrimas Y Sangre"

Think Of Me Milo, While I'm On Vacation!

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Press Play To Listen To The Go Go's "Vacation" For The Soundtrack

"I forgot we still had these pictures of Milo on our phone."

"Time to delete them and clear up memory space."

"Do we have to? I like having a papi chulo in our phone gallery!"

"Especially the ones of him smiling."

"It's funny we like these ones where he's not a stud muffin."

"We still have a shirtless picture of him."

"But not in our phone!"

"Do you think if we date someone, they would get their chonies in a bunch if we have this actor's picture in our phone's picture gallery?"

"They're not gratuitous. If he had a celebrity crush himself with tasteful pictures we wouldn't be upset, especially if we resemble them. But if he wants us to replace Milo's pictures and keep his instead, then he needs to send us a picture of him to gaze at, crushing on his patooty."

"You think he'd steal our pictures when he scopes us out and looks at them as he contemplates the concept of us dating exclusively?"

"Other dudes have done it before."

"It's a trip that any guy would want our picture to remember us where it's not us being a playgirl fantasy for a dude's spank bank for when they feel like paying us tribute."

"I'm still laughing that a picture of our toosh looking like a heart with our black velvet panties merfed, adding to the illusion, got paid tribute in 6 out of 7 continents thanks to our U.S. military!"

"Yeah, that one was classic!"

"Too bad Antarctica never confirmed, that would have been impressive if G.I. Joe paid us tribute there too!"

"We can't win 'em all."

"True."

"Now that our a** deflated, we need to get to plumping it back up because it's embarrassing wearing a pencil skirt."

"Friend that's a bodybuilder told us muscle memory would kick in and without major effort will get 'em staring at it when we walk by."

"We may have not been busty, but our butt was nice."

"We still have our nice stems and little feet!"

"That we do."

"You think we'll get set up with a legs man?"

"Better him than one focused on our deflated bust and bum."

"Don't get insecure over nursing our babies changing how our breasts look!"

"A paternal single dad would most likely see their beauty for being able to nurse our babies."

"Some consider it attractive for showing the maternal instinct to nurse as long as we could over bottle feeding."

"Wished we left Monkee's dad sooner so he wouldn't have stressed us out to the point of our son's milk drying up."

"You think we would have nursed him as a toddler like our half-sister did with her kiddos?"

"I think so. It's others getting past it as not inappropriate, or sexual."

"Speaking of the sexual, I keep telling myself it's like riding a bicycle."

"Last time we rode a bike we got traumatized thanks to Trensas being crazy enough to get us to ride one on the street and hook up to the buses!"

"Okies, not that kind of bicycle! Point is we may have focused on our spirituality while we took time out for ourselves to soul search. We haven't forgotten but we did learn to wait for special. Once we feel it would be special because the guy proved a true gentleman that genuinely cares about us and our happiness, then we would be open to intimacies with them."

"You think a guy would psych out with performance anxiety being we've been celibate for how many years now?"

"It was August of 2013, I think. It was a month before our 35th birthday."

"Five years already!?!"

"Yup."

"How have we lasted this long!?!"

"Having standards that waits for special?"

"That would do it."

"I can see it being awkward to where we would just have to laugh."

"Hopefully he'd see it's laughing at the awkward and not him."

"Hopefully he knows to be tender with us, we'll probably get a bit of anxiety before remembering we knew what we were doing once a long, long, long, very looooong, long, long time ago."

"You think that might make him nervous?"

"At us remembering what we used to know and take pride in our moves repertoire from a lifetime ago?

"I'd think he'd be feeling like he scored the jackpot, not nervous."

"That would be a trip if the lover before she became a mother in us returns and it's not a string of one night stands or guys that side chick us but don't legitimize us as their girl under the sun."

"I think that's what makes me nervous."

"We haven't been anyone's girl in a long time and we weren't happy when we were the girl of the ones we settled for."

"Keywords 'settled for'."

"Next guy we wouldn't though. If anything they would prove they were worth waiting for."

"Do you think a guy would get into us knowing we want special for monogamy because we saw he was worth waiting for?"

"A guy that has had his heart's a** kicked by women it didn't work out with, especially if they weren't satisfied with him as he is, and they dumped them to 'upgrade' as they make a point of letting them know that; I can see wishing they could be special to the right woman that would cherish them as she's blind to all other men."

"Except Milo. He can't take away our 'Jess Mariano' from Gilmore Girls character crush!"

"What if he looks like Milo?"

*The Splits communally think about it*

"Maybe."

"So we keeping Milo's pictures in our phone's gallery a while longer until we meet someone we click with?"

"At least the ones of him smiling, we like his smile. It's a good smile even with his bottom lip being partially paralyzed."

"I can live with that and Google his shirtless pics when we remember we still have a pulse."

"Did he shave his beard for 'This Is Us'?"

"I think so, but his hair was long last pics we saw of him."

"Is long hair still out of the question?"

"His hair wasn't metal head, but guys that are aren't what attracts us."

"Especially with beards."

"I can't get into mustaches, I don't care manicured they are."

"So we're looking for a clean-shaven dude with short hair."

Press Play To Listen To Scandal with Patty Smyth "Goodbye To You" For The Soundtrack

"Yeah. Facial hair except soul patches reminds us of our dad."

"I think a guy that wants us sweet on him would shave for us, I mean he wants us to shave our legs right?"

"It's the least he could do because it's a lot harder to shave our legs than it is for him to shave his beard."

"And it takes longer too and sometimes we still miss spots!"

"Maybe we can get him to shave our legs for us."

"That's looking for a legs man again."

"Maybe we can turn him into one?"

"Just so he can shave our legs for us?"

"Then we'll need to get used to him wanting to touch our legs all the time."

"I think it's affection we'll have the trip getting used to, but to be desired by our mate that's committed to creating an 'us' with them that's also 'we', we could get used to it once we feel secure in them caring about us that wouldn't ghost us. Knowing he won't, would get us to relax and let our guard down to enjoy being extremely in close contact."

"It feels like that's right around the corner."

"How?"

"We've been doing the calling in our soulmate exercises, and we've healed a lot of our baggage, if not most of it."

"I would think we've unpacked all of it by now. We aren't upset about any dude, not even 'The Pixie King'."

"Ahhh, riiiiiight."

"We still wonder about him, but we've just about made peace with the disappointment he didn't even want to keep in touch with friend-zoning us."

"We can let it drain out without forcing it. He seemed like a decent fellow, I mean we did get impressed by how assertive his communication skills came off, even if he was fidgeting obsessed with not having 'much' to show for his age."

"Do you think he disqualified us or better said himself because he feels he's too poor to offer a woman anything as a provider?"

"Maybe based on another woman putting him down for having to start over."

"If a woman put him down with the good we recognized in him without him aware of it, obviously; is a sugar baby that would choose a rich old man that can provide them a life of privilege and luxury, over his desire to show his integrity; not caring they are selling their body in sexual favors over marrying them out of true love. And knowing sugar babies, they may have kept him as a side, itch-scratcher, sancho she would have an affair with on her rich tycoon sugar daddy."

"Like that song!"

"Exactly. Well, hopefully, he's never experienced a jerk like that, that got in his head over being temporarily poor."

"We saw good things ahead for him but we don't know how to get in touch to reassure him his poverty is temporary and he'll earn his fortune if he's proactive and assertive about working smarter over harder."

"You think he'll do it because he met a good woman to back him up with her moral support?"

"That and she turned fattening him up as a hobby because if he's hungry he can't focus and think his way out of his problems."

"We so would have made it a hobby and a running gag in our cooking show where we'd give the anti-gluten-phobia f-off with that hipster sheeit."

"He's a lasagna type that shouldn't wait an entire year to eat it homemade."

"We so would have turn teaching him how to make it himself so he wouldn't have to wait, into a dinner date."

"And if we stayed in touch, we would have shown him how to make different takes to change up the flavors."

"Too bad we couldn't invite him to our b-day party like we hoped back in July at the East LA/Boyle Heights Reunion Punk Show where Union 13 headlined if he had gone to it and we spotted him."

"Yeah, we're making our vegetarian enchilada lasagna, along with our arroz elotero that was a big hit the day we invented it for the Changas b-day party."

"How long ago was it?"

"I forget. It was I think one or two phones ago."

"You think he would have liked the Mexican twist along with all else is on the spread, including the birria our b-day twin wants that our mom is making her?"

"Do you have to ask? He's most likely still at the sober living and if it's anything like the one we could only hack one night after the anxiety attack the backa**wardness of how it was run with the food budget set off, he may have been thrilled to take a big bag or two with a bit of everything, including pieces of our birthday cakes to go."

"Ugh! We care about him eating enough to not go to bed hungry!"

"We know!"

"When do you think it will wear off?"

"When we give time, time."

"Bleh!"

"Blah!"

"Bluph!"

"Well, let's try not to think of what didn't get to be at our birthday party, okies?"

"Okies, we'll try but it's almost become a reflex of sorts to still include him in hoping he's not hungry when we pray for our kids and dad getting to eat 3 squares a day and go to be with full tummies."

"He left the good of an impression on us too. I forget the nurse's name that asked about him in the chow hall, but she seemed to be like us and like his inner light that shone brightly even as he felt like he didn't have that to show for his age either."

"That's the thing that I want closure on to finish putting him away."

"He's nowhere to be found to tell him that we thought long and hard about it, and we know some major things he does have to show for his age."

"And then breaking down what kept him in a dysfunctional cycle with the major romances he was in."

"At least for that so it would spare him further heartache that shows on his face as bitterness."

"We care that he heals his lingering bitterness so he would have that lifted off his mind and he can feel lighter because he put more energy into finding and maintaining his serenity."

"We care about his serenity too! Oi vey will we just quit it already!?!"

"We're bored with too much time to ourselves to think while we burn the midnight oil, and we're single."

"That explains it. So we should consider him baggage too to defuse?"

"I rather not but if we're clearing out space in our heart for someone that does want to get to know us better, he's one of the issues to get past."

"It's a bummer but it's true."

"What are we going to do, wish he has a change of heart and wants to become friends when we blow out our b-day candle as our alternative wish after we wish for back up in our children remembering they loved us as their real mom that never abandoned them like we have wished for way too many years being apart!?! That's if he even kept the piece of paper we wrote our contact info on!"

"It's silly to wish for that change of heart that feels more desperate than accepting he wasn't even interested in being acquaintances."

"Or maybe he did but lost our contact info?"

"Either way he's not contacting us if it's lost. And besides, he came off as a bit gun shy too with all on his mind that let's just say, he didn't lose our... aw sheeit!"

(Peter Schilling "Major Tom (Coming Home)")

*all The Splits facepalm*

"Well, if for some crazy odds he didn't lose it, and it wasn't that he wasn't interested but it was just a case of being gun shy and he reads our online posts, we're not going to be embarrased he's read all that's been made public?"

"Honestly, OH HELL NAH! I WANT TO STAND BY OUR SHEETS!"

"Me too!"

"Me also!"

"Me as well!"

"Me tambien!"

"So we don't care about being judged as silly. But if it's not him but someone else we meet, what will we do?"

"Be honest that we had way too much time to ponder our memory of him and that he represents part of the past we clung to because we weren't putting ourselves out there and we met him on our turf when it was hard for us to get out of the house to make the most of being able-bodied though, our illness makes it hard to go beyond our comfort levels."

"But we did go past it and them as the one not letting us slip away, are the plot twist to our book we began to write after the Pixie King triggered the inspiration for it. If anything we are grateful he inspired so much that was positive, it's more gratitude that we feel over torment."

"Yes, we want closure because we felt the Universe wanted us to exchange messages as our gifts to each other when we crossed paths. Hopefully, he remembers we told him he's more on schedule than he thinks."

"Doubtful, he was pretty obsessed to the point of it being a chip on his shoulder with this self-imposed pressure to 'measure up' to other men his age."

"Hopefully he outgrows that need of his to keep up with the Joneses for the sake of his serenity."

"Well, we could leave it at that, but knowing us, it's gonna take replacing him as the one we crushed on from relating and inspiring calm in us that was very rare."

"Hopefully the guys chatting us up step it up. The Irishman has his accent to look forward to listening, but he's not offering thrilling conversation."

"And the grizzly punk rocker still hasn't asked for our phone number and we aren't asking for his from wanting to be chased."

"What should we nickname the real shy greaser with what comes off like low self-esteem?"

"Can't think of anything."

"Mild-mannered?"

"That's not knocking him since he really is and that's not a bad thing."

"But we aren't physically attracted to him even if he's not much different than the Pixie King."

"They're the same age, single dad too, skinny also but he je didn't do it for us like the one we're lingering with."

"I wonder if he's an early bird?

"Why?"

"If we were friends and he liked our storytelling, he may like to read what we posted during the night as hot off the press."

"We need to wrap it up then because we still need to run errands once the supermarket opens to take out the money we need then go to buy a money order for our rent."

"Let's aim to get all our errands done by Friday so we can go on sabbatical not worried about them."

"Sounds good. We then can focus on writing more chapters."

"As long as we take a book we didn't write to read."

"We got 'On The Road' by Jack Kerouac and 'The Outsiders' by S.E. Hinton we didn't finish reading."

"Sounds good but we read 'The Outsiders' first and write a book report, and we can start 'On The Road' and write notes for our book report later on.

"Hey song on the radio seems to fit."

(The Go-Go's "Vacation")

"It doesn't fit to a t!"

"Okies! Needing the vacation just to unwind from all the overthinking we've done!"

"We should make coffee now."

"That's right we baked cookies and chocolate coffee cake muffins!"

"Gotta love lovin' from the oven!"

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Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Sangre y Lagrimas"