Pauley's Tavern and Pool Hall

Daydreams to cope with sometimes take on lives of their own....

al·le·go·ryˈ (aləˌgôrē) noun

plural noun: allegories

   "A story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one."

   “An Allegory is a form of extended metaphor in which objects, persons and actions in a narrative, are equated with meanings that lie outside the narrative itself.

The underlining meaning has moral, social, religious or political significance of abstract ideas as charity, greed and envy.

Thus an allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.”

   Yes, I looked it the f*ck up and with that you know what is needed to be known to understand what the Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall book series is about.

  Oh I should add that the censor is pretty much off most of the time. PG this story is not. PG13 neither. R yes; but beyond that?

Shhh....

Now some background info on the place ”The R*tards" go to play.

(Pauley’s term of endearment for his patrons that don’t act their age, especially when sh*tfaced.

Think about what "r*tarded" means, then how it's used in every day language to be an insulting description.

Just like calling a child a "b*stard", some words should be questioned as too f*cked up to use like they're whatever.

"Wh***" is another one with an edge, and yes these words among others will be questioned, but you as readers decide the fate of these words as they apply to your personal vocabularies.)

   Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall is a sort of 'speak-easy' name for The Iron Horseshoe Tavern established back in 1974 by Paul "Pauley" Kelly.

It’s called this to keep what are now known as 'hipster' invaders away, and its whereabouts only known by word of mouth.

Is it elitist?

Perhaps.

Or it is about self preservation and preventing as long as possible, their haven from being taken over by those that do not honor tradition, nor would uphold Pauley's Code of Conduct.

  New folks are welcome, as long as they can respect the School House Rules and don't complain when Lucy gets unplugged; otherwise foos are getting their a*ses expelled!

   Over the years The Tavern has become a home away from home club house for old timers and mostly blue collar roughneck man children with its latest motley generation currently in their 30’s, give or take.

Some married with children or divorced with visitation on the weekends.

They have bills to pay, money to save, jobs to not f*ck up in order to do both.

Occasionally these a*sholes may brawl and Pauley’s shotgun Grace taken out to dance, with Jukebox Lucy playing the soundtrack; but overall the place is mellow on a weekday afternoon.

   The crowd that made The Tavern its watering hole is loyal and there is a sense of kinship between the boozer drunks.

Stories this tavern has no lack of thanks to the antics of the patrons, which also include my own.

   I wrote myself in as a character using my real name because all this stemmed from a daydream I had, to keep me company while I went for long walks with detours, in my new town of residence;

Boyle Heights, California.

   Though home for me will always be my beloved

East Los Angeles, Califas

   One day I thought of a man that didn’t exist to help me move on and let go of the past, by focusing on the existing hope of the present and lessons learned.

  Perhaps it was my way to prepare myself mentally for the future because I don't have much to my name other than my imagination.

 “Mikey, Jacob, Bobby, Joe, Paul, Davey, Alex, Dennis and Lou”

   Names of made up men that are a close knit pack of pals I will never forget.

They all represent an aspect of the men I have known, both in the good and bad; but they are human, even if fictional.

They are part of the details to the symposium full of zanies.

   This story experiment at times is a sort of open love letter to men that have shown their integrity even as they also try to get things right.

These men are strong but also weak.

Happy but still stressed.

Hopeful but discouraged at times with what they feel is out of their control.

It’s a mix we all endure, but with them; I feel how unequal men still are when it comes to expressing their feelings on it all.

How do I know?

I'm a daughter of one that expressed them regardless.

   The women in this saga also are shown going through their own life roller coasters and attaining their triumphs for they too are strong and capable.

It’s just with them, the way their stories are told is different.

How different?

The goal is to show we could use a little bit of understanding from the fellas.

With their stories, I hope to tell men that not all of us are their enemies or psychos, that more often than not, there was an issue with communicating and emotions go on edge.

We can be worthy of trusting and also respecting.

I hope to tell, we can have our bad days too, even if our hairstyles look nice; and we don't always know what the f*ck we're doing either.

We do know we could be wrong also.

No really.

Women are capable of knowing they can be wrong. Getting us to admit it, now that's something else.

*cough*

I want to show the men I was able to reach through to, women can be their friends as well, and shoulder part of the old burdens that say a man must bare these alone.

Even as women, we can relate and be more than arm candy hood ornaments, "Honey can you bring me a beer?".

  But this is to reassure the males that are willing to read, they'll have a place in what is usually considered female terrain.

  Yes this is a quirky soap opera Spanglish novela, for a subculture of those that bought in to what a friend called:

"The Rockabilly Retirement Plan for Punks, Skins and Goths".

And what was surprising, the guys did get in to it as much as the gals. I mean, how can I write an open love letter to men, if I don't include what matters to and interests them?

  From the serious like Erectile Dysfunction or even the car not starting and being already late for work.

To the "Are you f*cking serious!?!" and the latter said in two manners.

One with enthusiastic glee like they scored, and the other in BOHICA despair.

Espeakin' of which....

This is a bedtime story dedicated most of all to Our Troops and 'Docs' green side or civilian; for I do know the power of a reality break, if not reading oneself asleep.

And this because I want to "Play It Forward" and yes I do mean play.

  The man I would spend countless silent moments, wondering about his happiness and safety; he was the life lesson I needed to get me out of a bad place; even as I felt helpless knowing which bad place he was headed back to.

This Army Coptor Doctor ridding one of Anansi's spiderweb threads, tied to the foot of a Dragonfly Dustoff back in Stan; reminded me why being able to control your focus, makes dealing with difficult things, easier to cope with.

The chaos will still be there, it's how you allow it to affect you, that makes a very important difference.

You either learn how to hold on and fight or you don't. That "don't" had been my concern for him.

There was a reason his story began to stand out to me.

"Yet for me that also came from the desert, compassion I also knew how to show...."

  Eyes like his and lack of smile, you don't forget.

He had the face of many that aren't returning all that well; but his face comforted me when it would look silly; but haunted when it was a stoic with unintended, resigned grace.

  So this allegory that aims to be a cult classic, does have its soul, as that odd daydream of mine, found a life of its own.

And it became a Shoretale Fable of Therapy in Motion and thinking up the answers that become the solutions.

It's all just rhyming for the reasons, that carry us through the seasons of change.

Suggestion: Look up Grandiose, Ostentatious, Pretentious, Narcissistic, Delusional, Self Absorbed Motor Mouth, but most of all Ironic Catharsis. Thank you.

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Copyright ©2017 Rev. Mother L. G. Flores. All Rights Reserved.

Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Lagrimas Y Sangre"

"B*tchy Josie!"

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"Hey! Great you got here just in time to help me decorate!"

"Josie, I don't work here and you talked sh*t last time."

"I'm sorry; but please Mikey I need help setting things up?"

  I return from the restroom feeling a bit O'Hoochie the leprechaun in what I did to this supposed 'Lucky T-Shirt'.

"Could you use some help decorating?"

"See Mikey, she's barely trice back and asks me before asking her for help? You're one of Grampa's favorites and have been drinking longer here than I've been serving, and you p*nk out on me! D*ck don't you see Grampa left me with no backup!?!"

"Josie you get b*tchy and bossy. I don't want to do your job for you. End of discussion."

"YOU F*CKING PIECE OF DOG SH*T DON'T EVEN START IN ABOUT ME DELEGATING!!!"

"That was exactly it."

"If I may interject, Michael Josie does have a lot to do. You're a regular here and you say it's like family. I'm just tricing it for the first time, so if it wouldn't be too much trouble, can you help me help your bartender decorate for a big festivity, that she still has to clean up after you guys? Show some appreciation and consideration for all she does? For me?

  But if you rather not. No ay pedo, but I'll be over here showing team spirit. So yes, no maybe so?"

"Josie I will help, but only because Gina asked me nicely. You really need to work on your temper."

"Motherf*...Fine! Mikey, I'm sorry I was a grouch but call that motherf*cking b*tchy one more time I wont bother barking."

"Do you go for groin or throat?"

"Excuse me?"

"I'm sorry. I thought you were informing Mikey that he throws that fighting word around on you again, you were going to bite. Personally I go for the throat and try to pop eardrums when my last straw breaks. Anyhoo what do you need us to do?"

"Mikey I like her! It's about time you bring back a good one. Chrystal I have no idea why you went there and brought her here. But do you see what a cool chick does?"

"Yes and I'm glad she's starting to get comfortable here. I didn't want to show up at opening time, but....never mind. You want to run the streamers like last year and suspend shamrocks from the ceiling?"

"Actually yes. What's never mind?"

"I'm curious myself to know what you have problem with."

"Don't you two start r*g nagging on me. I just changed my mind on speaking out loud. I need the ladder and staple gun."

  Its like we already got past the part we are going to bond like good friends. At that moment is a tag team match of Fighting Irish and Lucha Libre."

"What you say?"

"Josie we both heard him speak clearly. Well needless to say I rather hang out with you and get over my anxiety of large, dense crowds by being useful. I was a Dining Room Attendant so I feel you and it's my personality."

"Just because I was pointing out it's Josie's Aunt Flow's visit coming up soon and like last year, was PMS'ing and biting heads off, doesn't put me in the wrong for using r*g nagging."

"You included me and you know I don't get a period anymore and take mood stabilizers. Doesn't matter. Josie do you need his help or us two can handle it?"

"Mikey, we'll take it from here. Thank you anyways."

"Wait. Why do I feel like I just got put in the dog house?"

  Josie and I ignore him. He's more concerned with me choosing spending my trice time back wearing the limited edition T-shirt and lucky boxers I unintentionally earned, with the bartender rather than him.

"Gina?"

"Yes."

"Are we fighting?"

"We're not fighting. Excuse me. I volunteered to help."

"You're upset at me!"

"I'm focused on decorating."

"Are you planing to stop helping and spend time with me?"

"Honest?"

"Please."

"You spoke like a douche to both of us. I need space. I'm hard to miss in my getup, so you'll spot me. You don't get earlier. I've summed it up concisely. What more do you need to know?"

"I was keeping it real and now you're not even looking at me when I'm speaking."

  He keeps digging his own grave.

"Don't get b*tthurt. It's St. Patty's Day Mikey!"

"Josie stay out of it! Gina you're ignoring me. Whatever. I'll pour myself a pint and put it on my tab."

  What to add?

"I'm helping out someone that wasn't given back up. I'm not doing anything important so I don't mind lending a hand."

  Mikey takes off to pour himself a pint of Guinness. Josie and I have no communication issues. She calmly gave me directions and I asked questions she didn't answer with impatience. We were moving pretty fast and Mikey is trying not to sulk. Fred walks up to put his arm on Mikey's shoulder.

"I got to say that she made that T-shirt and boxers her own, I got to take your picture together."

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"Doubtful. We're fighting. I was called a douche."

"Oh. So she stopped at trice. I'm sorry Mikey. But at least she's helping decorate and Pauley can relax the Tavern won't get j*nxed for getting her f*cked up here."

"I'm wondering if Gina is getting close to Josie to get her back for getting b*tchy with getting DicD in order so I don't get suspended."

"How would she get her back?"

"I'm not sure, but getting close to find where and when to strike, isn't bad strategy."

"So you're saying she's fake?"

"I hope not. I rather her be the cool, mellow chick the rolls with the punches. But I guess her wanting to be cool with Josie makes me wonder where is the resentment hiding."

"They're getting along seems great so far. Maybe she's above pettiness."

"I'm just going to get sh*tfaced to forget I can't say they were r*g nagging when they were."

"You didn't."

"What? I think guys have been too considerate about women being b*tchy and I have to take it because I wasn't born with a uterus. But if I rather to not give up just yet on them, they do."

"If you break up, do it when you got her back home. Don't do it near the property."

"You really think she'll set loose Murphy's Law?"

"Looking at her, I don't see fake Mikey. She felt disrespected and is being a good sport about it with helping set up."

"I think she'll avoid me and bar back for the rest of the night."

"Can you blame her?"

"So I can't use b*tchy rather that a full on b*tch?"

"You got to be aware of where and when to say certain things around different people. Same principle as when you were in the service.

"Great, can't let my guard down and be myself without the political correctness dictating what I can and can not say. Is it true or is it not, that Josie is due to r*g soon and this is her PMS window?"

"That's true, but look how different she acts with her. Except for laughing, I can't hear Josie b*tch and moan. Maybe instead of thinking it's over, consider how she got Josie calmer and they are moving fast."

"I seen that. She's going to be expected to help from now on, dragging me along so no guy can c*ck block."

"Rewind! You don't trust she meant she likes you. After getting sick here, forgiving you, showing up for St Valentine's and really making her outfit festive for you? It's not a lot to ask that you think over giving Gina a hard time because she gets a period you don't."

"She doesn't get a period and she doesn't PMS."

"Really?"

"She's got an IUD that stopped her monthly bill. And her meds make her mellow. "

"You're going to let her get away!?!"

"I know! But I'm not liking I can't be straight up with Josie. She's barely legal to drink but because she's the bartender and granddaughter, we have to take her attitude."

"Cut her some slack. You tease her with her song on Lucy. You order Bloody Maries based on her menstrual cycle you all keep track of. You guys laugh at her expense."

"It's a running gag!"

"It's made her cry."

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"Josie cry? That's funnie. She's the most sadistic one here."

"Only because the old man needs her to learn the family business does she put up with the lot of you."

"Well then cheers to her!"

"You do realize as the sole heir of the Tavern, the old man croaks, she may sell and this place goes away?"

  Mikey had not considered that before. Talking smack to the one that can keep open or close the Tavern, isn't a good strategy to avoid 'and there it went bye-bye.' He lightens up.

"I'll go apologize. Maybe that would get Josie to chill with the attitude and get Gina wanting to spend the rest of the night with me again."

"Let them finish first. So Mikey, this one you really like huh?"

"I do. She's got her crazy side, but nothing like the Psycho Queen B*tch From H*ll. Honestly, she's saner than me and she's the one with the official diagnosis."

"Mikey, you're not getting any younger to keep getting in to bad relationships. Gina seems like a nice girl and good woman. Take care of what you got going with her. Not too many trice it back, especially after getting DicD."

"I know. She's become very special to me and it scares me Fred. I want her to not change her mind about liking me, but I always seem to find a way to f*ck a good thing up. I'd miss her if she goes away too."

"They finished, go apologize and dedicate her a love song and slow dance with her."

  Josie and I return to the bar where Mikey and Flinstone were. The good thing Josie and I are vibing well since she apologized again for DicD'ing me, earning me my lucky boxers and pub tee. I felt no need to hold a grudge for a drinking game meant to involve the crowd. Another good thing is that I don't feel a thirst for getting drunk anymore. Now for the bad part.

"Decorations came out good ladies!"

"Thanks Fred. Gina thank you again for helping me."

"No problem."

"You two did a good job." Mikey complimenting us in the hopes we wouldn't r*g on him still.

"Thank you."

"Thank you."

"Josie, Gina, I'm sorry for acting like a jerk earlier about Josie PMS'ing and biting my head off while you were stressed."

"Josie in all fairness you did bite his head off."

"You're taking his side now Gina?"

"I'm trying to salvage my night to tell you the truth. The pedo was between you two more than me getting offended. If you two could be cool with each other again, then both your nights have a chance at sucking less. And he's my ride home so he and I got to get cool or I'm stranded."

"I wouldn't strand you Gina. Josie yes, but not you. So truce Josie so we can put this behind us?"

"Fine, but don't call me b*tchy anymore!"

"I promise I'll think of something else to call you when you act that way."

"YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!"

"I'M KIDDING!!! Jeesh!"

"Mikey, Josie don't make me give you both times out with the dunce caps!"

"The what Fred?"

"One of you two want to explain it to reduce your time outs?"

"F*ck it, I'm already in the dog house. You tell her Josie."

"You're not in the dog house Mikey. So what is it?"

"Fred issues out time outs and we got to wear dunce caps while everyone else clowns us and we can't talk sh*t back."

"How about after?"

"We got to behave for an hour and can't drink."

"Josie tell her what your grandfather meant by behave."

"We can't kick the a*s of anyone that talked sh*t to us. If we get b*tthurt enough, then after the hour is up we settle the score depending on how bad the clowning got. Once the whole votes who won the challenge, the loser buys the winner two drinks. One for immediately after and one for the road."

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"But if Josie is the bartender and needs a timeout, does she still work the bar, she just can't drink or defend herself, so she bites her tongue?"

"Mikey tell Gina what happens when the bartender gets a timeout."

"No one gets served by that bartender until their time out is up."

"So needless to say Gina, if Josie needs a time out, everyone has to go without; and the one at odds with her really has to take the jeers and not get the option to settle any b*tthurt offense. So the wise know to not get in to it with the bartender or no one gets served and they still got to settle things if the bartender got clowned bad enough."

"Has that ever happened Josie?"

  She starts to laugh and even snorts. I take it that's a yes. What kind of watering hole did the guy I managed to still be in to, bring me to?

"Gina, could we be cool again? I really want to be drunk happy with you tonight."

"I don't know if I'll be able to get past buzzed and not get sick, but we can be cool again."

"Can I ask you for a slow dance then?"

"You want to slow dance with me while we're the only ones doing it?"

"Yeah, it would make my St. Patrick's Day a happy one if we did."

"What do you think Josie?"

"I say go for it. See Mikey, I'm not being b*tchy?"

"You're not, and I won't order a Bloody Mary anymore just to annoy you."

"You f*cking son of a b*tch!"

"Hey watch it with the b word!"

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Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Sangre y Lagrimas"