Pauley's Tavern and Pool Hall

Daydreams to cope with sometimes take on lives of their own....

al·le·go·ryˈ (aləˌgôrē) noun

plural noun: allegories

   "A story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one."

   “An Allegory is a form of extended metaphor in which objects, persons and actions in a narrative, are equated with meanings that lie outside the narrative itself.

The underlining meaning has moral, social, religious or political significance of abstract ideas as charity, greed and envy.

Thus an allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.”

   Yes, I looked it the f*ck up and with that you know what is needed to be known to understand what the Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall book series is about.

  Oh I should add that the censor is pretty much off most of the time. PG this story is not. PG13 neither. R yes; but beyond that?

Shhh....

Now some background info on the place ”The R*tards" go to play.

(Pauley’s term of endearment for his patrons that don’t act their age, especially when sh*tfaced.

Think about what "r*tarded" means, then how it's used in every day language to be an insulting description.

Just like calling a child a "b*stard", some words should be questioned as too f*cked up to use like they're whatever.

"Wh***" is another one with an edge, and yes these words among others will be questioned, but you as readers decide the fate of these words as they apply to your personal vocabularies.)

   Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall is a sort of 'speak-easy' name for The Iron Horseshoe Tavern established back in 1974 by Paul "Pauley" Kelly.

It’s called this to keep what are now known as 'hipster' invaders away, and its whereabouts only known by word of mouth.

Is it elitist?

Perhaps.

Or it is about self preservation and preventing as long as possible, their haven from being taken over by those that do not honor tradition, nor would uphold Pauley's Code of Conduct.

  New folks are welcome, as long as they can respect the School House Rules and don't complain when Lucy gets unplugged; otherwise foos are getting their a*ses expelled!

   Over the years The Tavern has become a home away from home club house for old timers and mostly blue collar roughneck man children with its latest motley generation currently in their 30’s, give or take.

Some married with children or divorced with visitation on the weekends.

They have bills to pay, money to save, jobs to not f*ck up in order to do both.

Occasionally these a*sholes may brawl and Pauley’s shotgun Grace taken out to dance, with Jukebox Lucy playing the soundtrack; but overall the place is mellow on a weekday afternoon.

   The crowd that made The Tavern its watering hole is loyal and there is a sense of kinship between the boozer drunks.

Stories this tavern has no lack of thanks to the antics of the patrons, which also include my own.

   I wrote myself in as a character using my real name because all this stemmed from a daydream I had, to keep me company while I went for long walks with detours, in my new town of residence;

Boyle Heights, California.

   Though home for me will always be my beloved

East Los Angeles, Califas

   One day I thought of a man that didn’t exist to help me move on and let go of the past, by focusing on the existing hope of the present and lessons learned.

  Perhaps it was my way to prepare myself mentally for the future because I don't have much to my name other than my imagination.

 “Mikey, Jacob, Bobby, Joe, Paul, Davey, Alex, Dennis and Lou”

   Names of made up men that are a close knit pack of pals I will never forget.

They all represent an aspect of the men I have known, both in the good and bad; but they are human, even if fictional.

They are part of the details to the symposium full of zanies.

   This story experiment at times is a sort of open love letter to men that have shown their integrity even as they also try to get things right.

These men are strong but also weak.

Happy but still stressed.

Hopeful but discouraged at times with what they feel is out of their control.

It’s a mix we all endure, but with them; I feel how unequal men still are when it comes to expressing their feelings on it all.

How do I know?

I'm a daughter of one that expressed them regardless.

   The women in this saga also are shown going through their own life roller coasters and attaining their triumphs for they too are strong and capable.

It’s just with them, the way their stories are told is different.

How different?

The goal is to show we could use a little bit of understanding from the fellas.

With their stories, I hope to tell men that not all of us are their enemies or psychos, that more often than not, there was an issue with communicating and emotions go on edge.

We can be worthy of trusting and also respecting.

I hope to tell, we can have our bad days too, even if our hairstyles look nice; and we don't always know what the f*ck we're doing either.

We do know we could be wrong also.

No really.

Women are capable of knowing they can be wrong. Getting us to admit it, now that's something else.

*cough*

I want to show the men I was able to reach through to, women can be their friends as well, and shoulder part of the old burdens that say a man must bare these alone.

Even as women, we can relate and be more than arm candy hood ornaments, "Honey can you bring me a beer?".

  But this is to reassure the males that are willing to read, they'll have a place in what is usually considered female terrain.

  Yes this is a quirky soap opera Spanglish novela, for a subculture of those that bought in to what a friend called:

"The Rockabilly Retirement Plan for Punks, Skins and Goths".

And what was surprising, the guys did get in to it as much as the gals. I mean, how can I write an open love letter to men, if I don't include what matters to and interests them?

  From the serious like Erectile Dysfunction or even the car not starting and being already late for work.

To the "Are you f*cking serious!?!" and the latter said in two manners.

One with enthusiastic glee like they scored, and the other in BOHICA despair.

Espeakin' of which....

This is a bedtime story dedicated most of all to Our Troops and 'Docs' green side or civilian; for I do know the power of a reality break, if not reading oneself asleep.

And this because I want to "Play It Forward" and yes I do mean play.

  The man I would spend countless silent moments, wondering about his happiness and safety; he was the life lesson I needed to get me out of a bad place; even as I felt helpless knowing which bad place he was headed back to.

This Army Coptor Doctor ridding one of Anansi's spiderweb threads, tied to the foot of a Dragonfly Dustoff back in Stan; reminded me why being able to control your focus, makes dealing with difficult things, easier to cope with.

The chaos will still be there, it's how you allow it to affect you, that makes a very important difference.

You either learn how to hold on and fight or you don't. That "don't" had been my concern for him.

There was a reason his story began to stand out to me.

"Yet for me that also came from the desert, compassion I also knew how to show...."

  Eyes like his and lack of smile, you don't forget.

He had the face of many that aren't returning all that well; but his face comforted me when it would look silly; but haunted when it was a stoic with unintended, resigned grace.

  So this allegory that aims to be a cult classic, does have its soul, as that odd daydream of mine, found a life of its own.

And it became a Shoretale Fable of Therapy in Motion and thinking up the answers that become the solutions.

It's all just rhyming for the reasons, that carry us through the seasons of change.

Suggestion: Look up Grandiose, Ostentatious, Pretentious, Narcissistic, Delusional, Self Absorbed Motor Mouth, but most of all Ironic Catharsis. Thank you.

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Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Lagrimas Y Sangre"

Early In The Morning I Dream Of You Too….

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Sometimes it’s worth reaching out to hold her hand and interlock fingers. She hopes he knows what she meant by this.

Press Play To Listen To The Cult “She Sells Sanctuary” For The Soundtrack

“Y’know, I sometimes wonder why we play along.”

“Probably for the same reason they’re holding back.”

“They’re like us that need to ease in to the idea of becoming close.”

“It has gotten old and then I think we still are doing the last of our soul searching.”

“We would like to go out, but he doesn’t want to.”

“Perhaps there’s a ‘yet’ behind that?”

“Not sure.”

“So we’re willing to continue the limbo we’re in or just shut off completely and they can keep our pictures to remember us by, but we left the building from him taking too long to decide if he should or shouldn’t call us?”

“That would be a shame, but what can we do?”

“Yea.”

*all The Splits pout*

“But what of wanting to be close? There’s more than being physically connected.”

“We could hope he thinks of us in a sweet tender way before he does whatever he does that must be more satisfying than the possibly of the real thing.”

“But he would need to prove he’s worth taking a chance on for the real thing.”

“Like how?”

“Letting his fingers do the walking?”

“In which way, the Yellow Pages are practically extinct?”

“Both, but dialing us up to ask us out on a coffee date at Tom’s Burgers with pan dulce Mexicano from La Espiga de Oro across the street, a couple blocks from the Metro Gold Line Indiana Station.”

“Remember when we were on the platform last year when we continued at the tree house IOP where we hoped to run into him?”

“Yea, we thought of him on the train ride back to the tree house.”

“But he wasn’t there.”

“And we trusted leaving the ball in his court.”

“If he’s holding back after he reads, he didn’t completely drop the ball since we picked up on him reading along all these weeks.”

“Or it’s all in our imagination.”

“That’s where he sleeps when we kiss him awake.”

“It’s cute which one of us does it.”

“You think he could appreciate us being multidimensional with our different sides?”

“It would keep things interesting.”

“I could see role playing with a wardrobe!”

“Yup, it’s cute.”

“Hey, shudup!”

“Just admit you got into the idea of waking up and making coffee to share with him.”

“And then cooking breakfast to share.”

“Speaking of which, what are we making?”

“Banana-chocolate chip pancakes since we need to use up the ripe nanners?”

“How about chilaquiles with a fried egg, home fries and mashed pinto and Peruvian beans?”

“Or we can make a pita bread pizza?”

“I can see a monster breakfast sandwich with hash browns we make from scratch, scrambled eggs with veggie sausage, on a wheat bun that had mayo spread on it and sweet and spicy sauce.”

“Oooh, that does sound good!”

“What else?”

“How about we start with an English muffin with cream cheese and jam, to get something in us while we decide what else to make?”

“Algae goes to the kitchen to toast the English muffins…she returns after she spread cream cheese and mango jam*

“Remember how we used to like packing lunches?”

“Yeah, for the p*ndejos we were mates with, but more so for our daughter when she was little before we dropped her off at her nana’s before we had to go to work.”

“Do you think it’s possible we could be a stepmom again?”

“That would be nice.”

“Do you think he’d see we’re maternal besides cute on a good hair and make-up day?”

“Probably as much as he may see we would nurture him too.”

“That is if he nurtures us back!”

*communal…* “EXACTLY!!!”

“We don’t want an unbalanced relationship of any sort.”

“And yet the ball is in his court and we’re stuck in a 2D world while we only see him in our day dreams.”

“What do you think he daydreams about if he has us on his mind.”

“Probably being physical.”

“Well, we have thought about him in that way without doing any mental Photoshoping.”

“Do you think he makes us look like an airbrushed model?”

“Probably.”

“Do you think he daydreams of pillow talk after?”

“Maybe. Maybe not.”

“But we do.”

“At times it feels like it could be mutual to want more than the physical.”

“That’s what we’d aim for and walk away if he just wants to hook up.”

“Or he can jump through ‘hoops’ to get us to let down our guard and then get what he wants and then leaves us too in good conscience.”

“Maybe. Maybe not.”

“Did we pick up on him just wanting that?”

“We picked up on a guy that’s into us that wants all we want to bring to the table, from feeling we’re not just cute on good hair and make-up days, but we have substance that cares about him and likes him as he is.”

“And likes we don’t drink or use like his ex.”

“Yeah, that would be nice to have that liked about us.”

“But would he like us with how we ‘yo-yo’ with our weight?”

“If we think it’s who we think he is, he may be a bit self-conscious about his weight and frame.”

“But we just see a guy to make fattening him up a hobby out of both being maternal and being a Latina that is not ashamed about the positive side we’re about. Kinda like foreplay since it would thrill us if he enjoys our cooking and then washes the dishes.”

*The Splits picture him washing the dishes*

“Oooh!”

“And the negative side of being a stereotypical Latina?”

“We don’t go psycho violent unless it’s going primal in self-defense or in defense of others we love.”

“We aren’t territorial or paranoid, demanding we know who every woman they talk to is.”

“We encourage balanced friendships that are coed, as long as they know to respect our trust or face karmic consequences where we walk away and take everything, and we mean EVERYTHING we brought to the table and continue on on our own because we deserve better than having our time wasted by a man not content with us on all levels.”

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“So we would rather be a proud Latina that will forge ahead like many have before us without the dead weight of men that didn’t have their or their children’s best interest in mind.”

“Do we sense he wouldn’t have our children’s best interest in mind?”

"*The Splits think about it*

“I sense he would be paternal which is part of why lingered so long as we have.”

“He may be paternal with us as nurturing influence.”

“Do you think he would want to be paternal further than with just us and our children?”

“Maybe. Maybe not.”

“Would we want to be maternal with him past nurturing him and loving his child?

“We’ll consider it after five years of being solid, that is if we ever reach the point of a first date where we both want a second.”

“And then a third.”

“And then a fourth.”

“And from there stay together until the first of us dies though whoever does would watch over the one still living out the rest of their life.”

“That would be beautiful, but I think for his sake, he seems like the type that should go first because it may be too hard for him if we go back home before he does.”

“Last night when we thought of him, we cried like we felt something going on with him that made us hug ourselves like we were hugging him.”

“We then pictured us burying our face in his chest after we thought of our problems with our kids.”

“We want to protect him as much as we wish he would protect us.”

“Right now I pictured him holding us with our head on our chest, covered with our blanket after having our private moment as two single parents looking to form a family with each other.”

“It’s a bit scary to think we could fall in love with him past whatever it is we feel for him already.”

“Esmi answered we already have.”

“Is that what it is?”

“All it took was one long conversation with feeling unusually calm in his presence and the felt his absence with a sadness that felt irrational? Mein.”

“That’s until we considered because he’s part of our soulmate family, which is why we felt we were missing him like our soul was sad we wouldn’t know of him again.”

“Yeah. And yet he moved on and dated the one that we feel angry at for what we picked up on, and yet can appreciate her treatment ended their relationship and gave him someone else to compare us to and see, we may be the one to both kick himself for letting so much time pass as he would also need a kick start to get him to knock on our chamber’s phone number door.”

“How would we do that for him to get the point?”

“A carrot at the end of a stick?”

“What kind of carrot?”

“A kinky picture?”

“That’s playing the sex card.”

“It’s not a cheap play of it.”

“True, but if we felt what Esmi said wasn’t a ghost getting fresh with us, but him being so focused in meditation he accomplished the perfect point of reaching through in our dream state with astral projection where we felt his hands on us, then for sure we’d feel him if he’s that focused again and we fall asleep as he’s thinking about us in that way.”

“You don’t think it’s more like Amparo?”

“OH HELLNAH!!! He’s not thinking of me in particular! He’s thinking of Pony!”

“At times, but if he’s been eavesdropping then he knows you’re the one that would put up a fight as much as you want to raise the white flag and surrender.”

“Oh hush!”

“And we didn’t mind too much though we shouted out ‘Tell me you love me first!’”

“That was odd.”

“But at least he fantasizes about you two! He doesn’t imagine the punkrocker we were as Alage R, or as the patriotpunx that Cassi became after our time being Goth.”

“And it’s doubtful he thinks of me being I’m the Chaplain chaperone.”

“You sure he’s never thought of you dressed as a Nun?”

“Let’s ask Esmi!”

*Madre asks their Gitana Spirit Guide Esmi*

“No clergy wear fetish dreams, but it’s Amparo that acts like the repressed Nun.”

“Shudup! I can’t be corsets and thigh high boots all the time!”

“So you would dress as a Nun?”

“NOOOOOH!!! I rather dress up as Snow White!”

“But we decided never to dye our hair blue-black again and keep our brunet hair natural.”

“It’s our current hairstyle!”

“I just had an image of Lili Von Schtupp in her corset with a poofed out version of our hairstyle but blond.”

“Was she tired?”

“Complete with the bruises!’

“Those we some interesting bruises.”

“It was a subtle detail but oh so descriptive at the same time!”

“Would we be change in to something more Las Vegas show girl com-for-da-ble?”

“With just the same chance of us offering him some more schnitzengruben sausage for breakfast in the morning!”

“Hey, we’re not a rabbit!”

“Oooh, now I want to watch Monty Python and The Search for The Holy Grail!”

“You think he’d be a bit of a Sir Galahad when he met all the virgins in the castle where he was in perilous danger from?”

“Yes! We are far too perilous just like all of those virgins wanting a spanking!”

“Mein, and Amparo wanted a spanking, sorry hon.”

“I DON’T DO SPANKINGS FROM GIVING AND RECEIVING!!!”

“Not even if he asks you nicely?”

*Amparo goes squinty eyed towards Algae*

“How about you, Algae? You got lost sometime back thinking of being two punk rockers slam dancing together.”

“Shudup, Amparo!”

“We haven’t talked about Cassi’s curiosity.”

“He’s a total Angel complete with wings and a halo!”

*The Splits all crack up*

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It all starts with friendship between two that do like each other as they trust neither would get hurt caring about each other. All it took was taking a deep breath and he dialed her phone number to start there genuine friendship and from there, possibly feel more….

And after the trust was there, two friends felt more for each other and got to know the private side of them both. It may last for the long haul or perhaps not, but as truth be told, she was worth waiting for to feel ready as much as him needing to relax.

He knows she cares and the invitation is there to ask her out on a date, but when has yet to be arranged. She wonders what he’s waiting for as much he wonders the same.

Is he nervous?

Does he feel not good enough?

Is he afraid of getting hurt?

What is it that is making him stall?

Perhaps he’s not as interested as she thought, even as she feels him watching her from a distance.

May he figure out its safe to care again and open himself up to be cared about by someone that thinks he’s not a bad person or a lost cause to turn up her nose at.

She really liked him after talking for a long time as they strolled with the chaperones making sure they remain respectful of the other, but how much does he like her, as he reads her thoughts about him?

You tell me.

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Press Play To Watch “Lili Goes Black” Where She Is Very Generous With The Schitzengruben

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Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Sangre y Lagrimas"